Erin Kalowski/Travelling Merchant

'It's a life lesson, Meatball. Everybody is an idiot - I'm a prime example.'


Fourty, probably ‘cause I’m inna givin’ mood today. Hey, tell ya what - I gotta bottle here that’s leaked like a mother, and there’s only, what, half lef’? D’you want it fer free?

If you really don’t want it, sure. Thanks.

So fourty caps… there you go. Now, do you have any Stealth Boys? Stims? In fact — is there anything that you need? I have plenty of chems — too many, actually. I synthed them myself, so you shouldn’t worry about whether they’re safe or not. Just a proposal. 

Well, if ya want… lessee here, a Stealth Boy is 120, and Stims are 25… so… Ten Med-X, Jet, Buffout, RadAway and whatever should ‘bout cover it. Most chems cost ‘round 20 caps, anyways. What d’ya say?